1. Have you been injured in an auto accident? Gotten injured on the job? Had a GI situation at Ryan's? Let the law firm of Johnson, Belsnickle, & Belsnickle represent you.
(Pictured from left to right: Brendan "White Shoes" Johnson, Jake "Smug" Belsnickle, and Trey "Shocked and Sleepy" Belsnickle)
2. I want the conch! Who beheaded Santa? (look closely Jessica)
3. "Look at Uncle Bob! Why are his pants down? Is Smug throwing up?"
4. Do I need to explain his name?
5. White Shoes and his conch.