The Root of Jessica

The Root of Jessica is my new name for Brendan. Here he is in his overalls that stay strapped in on one side. That's why he looks like a midget member of NKOTB (you know who I mean, well most of you do). That third picture looks eerily like a man about to flag a book(if you don't know what that means you don't want to know) and then the fifth looks like a man that just did.

New suede shoes

Well maybe they're not suede, but they are new and blue. In the first picture he is loving the new shoes. and my watch.

Christmas in January

1. Now I can take a dump in a box and guarantee it's...(little Tommy Boy for ya)

2. Cell phone and car keys make Brendan a happy boy

3. Umm, am I allowed to open this?

4. My gosh I'm stuffed in this thing

5. Get me out it's cutting off my circulation. What do you mean, too bad you look cute in it?

TV repairman

Had a little trouble with the TV the other day. They sent this little fellow out to help. As you can see by the crack hanging out the man is a professional.

More Kelleytown action

1. Baby's head + solid wood table at forehead level=Goose egg

2. Those are some tall kids

3. Where Brendan gets his pimpin tendencies

4. You think he's up to no good?

5. One of the few civil gift openings.

Kids everywhere

1. Ryder enoys standing and jumping off of presents, everyone was shocked that a son of Brandon's would do something like that.

2. His Mimi called his little outfit gangsterish you be the judge.

3. Tell me that's not the sweetest thing you've seen this year.

4. The little boys in a rare moment of standing still.

5. Hmm, can you tell there is a difference between boys and girls? It's the Hulk himself(please refer to Kaya's picture and then back to Murphy's)

Mover and a shaker

1. Playing a mean Hovik in his new white chair

2. Hello?

3. I need my bifocals, who is that calling me?

4. Always, always, always floss

5. Straight up gangsta

A few Christmas shots

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1.What you never seen a man ride a zebra side saddle before?

2. Bath toys, sweet.

3. Jake and some mysterious red pants (also a shadowy Trey)

4. Tired camo baby

5. Vulgar display and those pants again (also the headless Santa is back! Can you find him?)

The old stocking picture (clean version)

Awesomeness

1. Have you been injured in an auto accident? Gotten injured on the job? Had a GI situation at Ryan's? Let the law firm of Johnson, Belsnickle, & Belsnickle represent you.

(Pictured from left to right: Brendan "White Shoes" Johnson, Jake "Smug" Belsnickle, and Trey "Shocked and Sleepy" Belsnickle)

2. I want the conch! Who beheaded Santa? (look closely Jessica)

3. "Look at Uncle Bob! Why are his pants down? Is Smug throwing up?"

4. Do I need to explain his name?

5. White Shoes and his conch.

Hugh Hefner Jr. at home

Look to the cookie!

Look at this specimen that my parents got for me. On the downside my vomit streak is over.

Winter time blues

Man wants to ride in a wagon in December, man's got to bundle up. Except when it turns 60 degrees like it has recently. Does he remind you of anyone from a certain Christmas movie? Here's a hint. "He lay there like a slug. It was his only defense." Tough one huh?

Ole bren and Old Saint Nick

Brendan just walked right up to the old man and climbed up. He was fascinated with Santa and all his ways. He had the hiccups so this picture is about as close as a smile as you're gonna get. Pretty good Santa down there at the old Park Place Mall. He does good work. His purple chair threw me off a little, but a solid beard and some excellent Santa moves gives him an 8.4 in Santa rating. Not too shabby.