Eyetalian assault

In a horrific scene Saturday night a 4 foot Italian man was assaulted by a 3 foot baby. The Italian man, who's name is assumed to be Luig,i was heard screaming, "Ah hey! Stoppa data! Oucha ma glasses! Momma mia!" The baby used sign languange to say the man provoked him by trying to pinch him with his thumb and forefinger. Luigi's insurance representative said the mustache was a total loss.

Getting warmed up for Halloween

Here's a costume his Aunt Kay Kay got him. He's got another one for the actual day that will be shown later. That second picture is after Auburn missed their 20th tackle. The fourth one shows his favorite hobby: messing with the DVD player.

The latest

His two latest things are standing for extended periods of time and wearing shoes. Well, we put shoeS on him, but he ends up with only ONE shoe every time. He also likes to have his pocket pulled out on his pants, it's the latest in baby fashions.

Friday night party

Here's Mr. Red Sweatpants and his buddy Eli. Eli is a friend of Jessica's from work's mom, Anna. Those pants crack me up.

Where's Brendo?

Can you tell which one is not a pumpkin?

Hydrate, hydrate, and then dress for church

Looks like a grown man in his sweater vest. Tragically the sweater vest would turn on him later and cause him to sweat in his sleep in the car. Senseless violence.

Little soldier

Man's got his steel pot on his head, his ladle in his hand, and he's ready to go to war. Except for that fourth picture where it looks like he's singing a soulful love song to his ladle. Also, the fact he is not wearing pants makes for a tough battle.

Outfit for church

For some reason right after he put this shirt on he went and prepared a covered dish.

Milk It does a body good.

Check him out. He's not even flexing.

Happy Birthday to Jessica!

Look at all the wonderful victuals we done served up. The punch and the cheese ball may appear to be catered, but oh no it was done by regular Joes and Jessicas. Shout out to all the Grandparents out there, happy Grandparent's Day.

Big Bad Tiger

Brendan enjoyed another Auburn victory by attacking the camera and sucking his fingers.

Wicked fun on the wicka and on a swing

Even swingers get tired

He was sleeping hard after a good swinging session. The other picture is him chilling in his chair before church. No you do not see Hip Hop Hollywood in the corner of the TV.

Invited to his first birthday party

Brendan went to his first birthday party this past Saturday. He got to hang out on the moon bounce with his mommy before the big boys got there. The birthday boy is Jacob and he is the one in the Hawaiian shirt. His sister Baxley is in the other picture and she is already a grownup. By the way he is not a big moon bounce fan. Possibly because it is not edible.

9 month check-up

Standing 2'6" and 3/4 inches and weighing in at 23 lbs and 11 ounces, Brendan Riley Marrrrrrrrrrrrtin! Everything's looking good for the big boy, including his iron which is why he's got a Band-Aid on his toe. He's also pulling himself up on things now, as you can see in the second picture.

Crazy smile

The first one is his normal smile, the next two are this crazy wide smile he just started doing. i don't know if it is teeth coming in or what. Pretty funny though.