Step 1
Wake up looking slightly confused. Wonder why the red headed one is bouncing you and telling you to wake up. Last thing you remember he was begging you to sleep. Mental note, Dad may be a little nuts.
Step 2
Begin gulping milk that smells just like trash. Remember to make lots of noises.
Step 3
Bottle is gone, repeat bottle is gone! Remember to thrash about and try to eat anything that comes near the mouth. Bottle is back! Repeat Step 2.
Step 4
Finish bottle, burp loudly to impress the parents, wonder why the red headed one gets in trouble when he burps, look cute.
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