Monday, November 28, 2005
The Catch
It happened last night. We were all in the kitchen whe I saw it. It was one of those things that's like a cross between a cricket and a spider. We call them hoppies around here. The wife screams as she sees it hopping towards her and the baby. Folks I'm not gonna lie to you, I was in the glasses. For those of you who know me, know that is no good. Anyway, in move not seen since the Immaculate Rception I reach backwards between my legs and snag him. Wife and baby are safe, I strut around until it is time to change the next diaper. All in a days work.
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