Did Brendan's Papa know about this tourist spot in DC?

I was on the Internet looking around at Washington DC because Marty is there and look what I found. Shocking.

Bouncy Driver

Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? There's no one else standing here so you must be talking to me.
Doesn't he look so grown up when he's standing up? He'll get tired and rest his head on those strap things. Pretty funny.

Award winning pictures

1. The best looking wife and baby ever
2. Cutest Auburn fan ever
3. The palest father son combo ever

Different poses

See if you can tell who smiles alike.

Happy Birthday Papa! From the Boys

The Gorton Fisherman at home

Shortly after this photo shoot he caught a delicious bass.

Aunt Alice's track suit in use

As you can see Spit really does happen. All was well though, I cleaned him up, dried it off, and he made it to day care in it.

The twins are kung fu fighting

Be careful those cats are fast as lightning. In fact it was a little bit frightening. Brendan looks like the Stay Puff Marshmellow Man.

Vomit + Pocket= Hilarity

Pretty self explanatory. Brendan slowly puked into his pocket tonight. It pretty much followed the path I have painstakingly recreated for you loyal readers. You're welcome.

I got Jessica this plant for Valentine's Day

Happy Valentine's Day!

Ladies here's a couple of single guys looking for love. The hairy one is a black and white mix who is mature and loyal partner. He likes short walks to his food dish, laying on soft furniture, singing opera, dancing when scratched properly, and anything edible. The little cute fella likes eating sleeping, smiling, laughing, watching mobiles, and being swaddled in Teddy Toes. He mainly just wants someone to feed and change him. Dial 1-800-42-STUDS if interested.

Half a hoodie smile

Tough time adjusting

As you can tell Lance is not getting any sleep since his move back home. This picture was taken Saturday and ironically he is doing the exact same thing as I type here on Monday morning. He's gotten his hair cut really short just in time for the freezing temperatures. Welcome home buddy.

Baby tries to stand (Start from the bottom)

(Bottom right) I'm the king of the world!
(Bottom left) I'm kind of dancing, but my knees are getting weak
(Upper left) May Day! May Day! The knees are shot.
(2nd from top) I'm officially on my nose.

Old Blue Eyes and his buddy Old Orange Eyes

Tryouts for the new Baby 8 Mile Movie

Brendan will be playing the part of Eminem. Lance is playing Cheddar Bob.

Chillin in some overalls

This chair is much harder to fall out of, so it is much safer for all those grandmothers and wives reading this.

Practicing to be a model

Too sexy for his clothes. Not too potty trained to not have a diaper on though. (diaper slightly pictured)

Simply marvelous

He's cheeks are looking especially good in this one.

Different looks in a hat (with a bonus)

1. Kind of bent bill and off to the side
2. Uh oh, bonus photo of the boy caught in mid-sneeze
3. Straight bill
4. Flipped bill, looks like Joey Pants for those up on him

Telling jokes again

1. I kind of get it.
2. That makes no sense.
3. Waaaait a minute I get it. Good one Daddy, tell me one more.