First Haircut

1. Outside the barber shop where it all went down.

2. Brendan and his barber

3. Looking down like a true professional.

4. What is this guy doing to me?

5. The final product. No more mullet.

Panama City 2007 (I would have airbrushed this title if I had that kind of budget)

1. Brendan rides his pet killer whale to safety away from the pale monster.

2. The floaty suit killed me. Hilarious looking.

3. Look at those abs! Kid is ripped. Not from eating whatever it is he appears to have gotten into. This doesn't look like an authorized snack.

4. Somebody's gotta mow the welcome mat.

5. Jessica, as a trained marine biologist, knows that if you cover a whale's eyes they will do your bidding.

6. So ready to go swimming, Brendan stands on his head. (stupid computer, I didn't ask for this)

7. His new ride from Grandma and Grandpa.

8. Oh cabana boy can you adjust my umbrella, ella , ella?

9. Brendan reads the morning paper by osmosis.

10. Brendan caught in mid-leap from porch. Little frog.

Home life

1. Learning to eat yogurt with a spoon. Scoop on face, scoop in mouth, scoop on face, scoop in mouth...

2. An aerial view of the carnage. Old cup hand.

3. Lance does not appreciate a nearly naked toddler loving on him.

4. He's pretty buff for a kid isn't he? Clean livin and yogurt eatin

5. Honing his art skills with crayons (non-toxic, washable, unoffensive crayons only) and stars.

Backyard boy

1. It happened too fast, but he pole vaulted over the fence with that stick. Amazing.

2. Doing a little paver hiking

3. I believe the shirt covers it

4. The new toy. Gotta ride with your feet up if you are tall for your age

5. Putcher foot in the tank boy! The shadow looks like he is falling off

6. Getting sprinkled

7. Running away from the sprinkling

8. Posing just out of sprinkle range

9. And he's off again

10. Kindlin wood, oh kindlin wood

Back by popular demand

1. He loves him some Lance

2. Practicing his gentle pats on Lance

3. I don't want to brag, but that is one good picture

4. Muscling a chair for himself

5. All this hard work has made my cheeks flushed. And my hair crazy and wispy.

The garage sale bandit

As you can see, I am now a super hero. I am known for my red face and white mask around the eyes. My secret power is a bulging jaw that looks kind of disturbing.

The big city

1. The Excalibur from afar

2. The MGM as you can see

3. New York, New York

4. That famous sign that tells you to drive careful that I almost wrecked getting a picture of

Rehearsal dinner

1. Jessica getting her baby fix

2. The happy couple and parents

3. Dessert choice A

4. Dessert choice B (I take pictures of important things only)

More Bad Vegas Pictures

1. Our rental car. A VW Passat. Very nice

2. Mike's wife's Mini Cooper. Not built for people over 6 feet tall.

3. Got socks? This vending machine does.

4. You're calling me from where?

5. Jessica and I after a rough night out on the town.

Back in bidness. Many terrible Vegas pictures to come

1. There's something on the wing of this plane! I'm not crazy! (what you've never seen The Twilight Zone movie? Go get it some time)

2. Jessica protecting a tiny dog from the oncoming shadow

3. This just struck me as funny

4. Crazy light show on Freemont Street. Pretty cool. The screen is about 150 yards long and hangs over your head about 30 feet.

5. The famous Malboro Man guy and these two albinos I know