Always lead with your head

We started boxing lesson this week. He has mastered headbutting the tub and faceplanting the pebbles on the playground.

Papa's Birthday Party (Papa not pictured because he is not a baby)

1. Jake is stunned by the flying bandit monkey. A very rare species.

2. You know how sometimes you get a wild hair? Trey has a head full of them.

3. Jake opening wide. Trey being consoled in the back.

4. Brendan doesn't like the papparazzi capturing his gravel cut face. (It gets worse later on in the week)

5. 3 normal sized babies and a freakishly sized one with a tiny half head. Jake is calling Weekly World News for a cover shot of the big baby. "Man Baby With Tiny Head Found in Alabama!"

Lake house relaxin

1. You gotta layer up when the wind comes off the lake

2. Lance's new lake friend and one of the finest knee caps in the continental US.

3. Sometimes you let the reverb do the singing.

4. Putting on his performance face. The judges gave him 3 stars.

5. Smug Martin and son.

One stop shopping on Valentine's Day

First he breaks your heart and then he sweeps it up for you. Sometimes he has to sit down from all the sweeping. And apparantly drooling.

Dr. Higginbotham goes to Vegas

Here's a funny story from Mikey about his fiance's dealings with Mr. Las Vegas. It uses technical vet talk(such as frew frew) so be ready

I've got a funny story from Las Vegas. Andrea has been treating Wayne Newton's dog for the past few days. The dog is really jacked up and may kick off in the next day or so. But that's not the point. She talked to him today on the phone before the dog went to surgery and he started getting all broken up over the little thing. Bear in mind it is a little 6 pound white Maltese (frew frew dog). Well, after the surgery, Wayne wanted to come by and talk to her about how things went and the recovery. So he walks in wearing a baby blue "World's Best Dad" shirt and really short shorts!! As if she wasn't nervous enough, he had to throw in the distractions!

Just thought I would give you a nice mental picture.

Pirates=babies in Martinland

1. Two smiling MAM's

2. Some lovely lady and her pet bird.

3.Mmmmm cake

4. Trey sporting a candle hat

5. Jake and Brendan with swords. In a suprise no eyes were put out.

Arrr me twinnies turned 1, the scallywags

1. Brendan sporting a party favor and playing with my new glass eye. You didn't know Brendan was 1 inch tall and I had blue eyes did ya?

2. A floating head amid a sea of hats without heads. Seems like a match made in heaven.

3. Jake contemplating why people seem to love Spode so much. Then he wishes he had a Spode cookie tray. Be patient me laddy...

4. Jake getting down with some cake. The name of my latest single too.

5. Trey said he has an eating problem. One mouth, two hands is the problem. He appears to be handling the situation like a champ though.

Solving the biting problem

We don't want to get kicked out of this day care that Brendan loves so we came up with this solution. I didn't even think he knew what Chianti and fava beans were.

Somebody report a fire?

Fireman need to be ready to roll at any time. They just put their fire suits over their puppy jammies when they have to go. There's a lot of downtime, so it's good to have toys like softballs and wrenches to eat while you wait on the call.

Dean, Brendan, and a lot of wagon action

Brendan didn't like to share his wagon so the only way to keep him happy was to let him walk Lance. Dean is Jennay's son and Jennay is Jessica's friend (for those that don't know). The last picture is one of the few wagonless shots. I also believe it captures Brendan goosing Dean.

The Root of Jessica

The Root of Jessica is my new name for Brendan. Here he is in his overalls that stay strapped in on one side. That's why he looks like a midget member of NKOTB (you know who I mean, well most of you do). That third picture looks eerily like a man about to flag a book(if you don't know what that means you don't want to know) and then the fifth looks like a man that just did.

New suede shoes

Well maybe they're not suede, but they are new and blue. In the first picture he is loving the new shoes. and my watch.

Christmas in January

1. Now I can take a dump in a box and guarantee it's...(little Tommy Boy for ya)

2. Cell phone and car keys make Brendan a happy boy

3. Umm, am I allowed to open this?

4. My gosh I'm stuffed in this thing

5. Get me out it's cutting off my circulation. What do you mean, too bad you look cute in it?

TV repairman

Had a little trouble with the TV the other day. They sent this little fellow out to help. As you can see by the crack hanging out the man is a professional.